July 06, 2005

Moment of T-Shirt Zen

Spotted on two T-shirts outside Vashi Station:

1. I think, therefore I am single.
2. Not all men are foolish, some remain single.

Have you had any Aha! moments with T-Shirt one liners?


At 9:19 PM, Blogger Kaps said...

Spotted on a girl's t-shirt

Weapon of Mass Seduction

At 9:27 PM, Blogger L said...

Another one on a gal's T shirt

"I wish they were brains..!!" on top of those ------ ...

At 10:46 PM, Blogger Kapil Lalwani said...

Read on a friend's t-shirt few days back:

"Eternity" - Last two minutes of a football game !

- laloo

At 11:51 PM, Blogger Jake said...

oh loads. on the front: bomb technician. on the back, if you see me running, keep up.

bikers t shirt back: if you can read this, the bitch fell off.

At 5:05 AM, Blogger Jeet said...

I recently bought two. 1. Same t-shirt, different day
2. I am multi-talented, I can talk and annoy you at the same time :)

At 7:44 AM, Blogger Tejas Patel said...

Nice ones.

At 9:17 AM, Blogger Vivek Kumar said...

Zen it is..

"The Obstacle is the Path"

Printed on a girl's t-shirt.. you know where!

At 10:21 AM, Blogger Dhar said...

Vivek, leaving aside the location of the one liner, I really liked it...

"Obstacle is the path" conveys so much about how we can lead our lives. Truly a great statement to start the day with...

And Vivek, from your blog I see total tod-phod macha rakhi hai life main. Meeting the Prime Minister and all. Too much only!


At 2:34 PM, Blogger Vivek Kumar said...

Yup.. I really like the slogan. Looked for it on Google.. apparantly it is an actual Zen saying..

At 12:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw this a while ago a pair ot T-shirt s discounted if bought together

"Life sucks, Wife does not"

"Wife sucks, Life is great"

At 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ABOARD A BABY: "Party, My Crib, 2 a.m."

ABOARD A 3-YEAR-OLD: "My Mom Calls Me No! No! But My Grandma Calls Me Sweetie"

ABOARD A VERY LARGE MAN: "Congratulate Me, I Used to Be Anorexic"

"I Have the Body of a God. Unfortunately the God Is Buddha"

Love the Limelight. And the Bud Lite, and the Miller Lite ...

I'm Party Trained!

Ban baby oil and stop the senseless slaughter.

Please do not confuse me with someone who gives a shit.

What would Scooby Doo?

Been no-where, done nothing. Stole the t-shirt.

more slogans availabe on request ;-)

At 11:28 PM, Blogger Dhar said...

Wow! I really like the "Please do not confuse me with someone who gives a shit."


At 1:31 AM, Blogger Jake said...

hey anon,
v neat.

At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aboard a HUGE Brit: Not a Hooligan

-- sumo

At 2:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

On a tee worn by a rather attractive Chinese girl

"No Shirt
No Shoes
No Juicy"

Someone please explain that to me!
I would much rather think, no shirt, no shoes - lots of juicy!!! Or is the obstacle the path here?

At 2:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


I tell you these Chinese are crazy. {Tapping head...}

Unless, as you very rightly pointed out, it is one of those Zen thingies...

Either way, these Chinese are crazy. :))

At 7:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Adding another one to the set:

I swear to drunk, I am not God!

At 1:18 PM, Blogger Jeet said...

I am no longer a threat to society.

and of course thinkgeek.com has the usual collection.

At 1:44 PM, Blogger Anuj said...

how to make holy water ?
Boil the hell out of it

The more human I meet.. the more I like my Dog :)

At 4:49 PM, Blogger ritzkini said...

"Take my advice..i dont use it anyways..."

on a tantra tee...

"got grass ?" with a cow chomping..

At 12:50 AM, Blogger Ilaiy said...

I usually post the new t-shirt designed once a week. It is not what i design ..But what i get .. Drop by @ ilaiy.blogspot.com


At 11:54 PM, Anonymous mantry said...


Remember that one on Suvrat's tee:

in blurred font on the back
"Get Focused"

At 4:02 PM, Blogger Dhar said...

Mantry Man... Can you send across your email ID?


At 2:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear anyomonus

no shoes
no shirt
no problem
is a song by kenny chesney

so that is where the shirt comes from

At 11:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

spotted these tshirst on a biker couple:
Man (on his back): If you can read this, the bitch fell off
Woman(on front): I the bitch that fell off!

At 3:04 PM, Blogger Cool Percy said...

Hey anybody know what does that tee having "got grass?" and chomping cow means ? ... please let me know !

At 5:24 PM, Blogger daniel john said...

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